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[Wednesday
July 14th, 2010(10:57pm)] |
Um. My horse has hoof thrush, apparently. Alek made a really disgusting joke about thrush once and I cannot even type it without wincing. IT'S A GROSS WORD. It hasn't advanced to the point of making him lame and it's easy to clear up, I hear, but I thought that everyone needed to know. Wish him well, Spent.
What's new, everyone? I've been kind of focused on work and the baby lately, and I feel like I'm getting lost on the happenings of the office. The only person who contacts me anymore is Micah, but that's just to tell me how stupid and boring I am. He's a really nice guy. Just when you think he couldn't be more of an ass, he outdoes himself.
And, in the spirit of not wasting an entire post on thrush and Micah Ahaha. I hope someone skims and just sees that part, TJ and Daisy's wedding was amazing. I love weddings that give me an excuse for a holiday at the same time. And, bonus, Di wasn't that bad on the plane. I was worried she'd be like her father and hate flying, but she slept a lot of the way. She's an angel and the best baby ever, etc. You know, the usual.
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[Wednesday
June 16th, 2010(9:40pm)] |
My sister is pregnant and she has seriously gone insane. She's thrilled, of course, but at the same time, she's acting like she's dying. She keeps telling me that she knows her pregnancy is going to be so much worse than mine was because she can 'feel it'. I believe her, because I think she's going to stress herself out too much to handle it like an adult. She's always like this when she gets a bit of attention - she milks it until everyone is sick of her.
Speaking of pregnancy, I'm officially back to a size that I'm happy with. This means I've been clothes shopping too much, though. My shopping habits were terrible before Di, but now they're even worse. I pick up twice the amount of clothing because I keep buying stuff for her when I'm out. Why is baby stuff so sickeningly adorable? It's all a trick, I swear. I'll have to share some clothes with my sister if she has a baby girl. Since Alek doesn't want anymore children. Or a boy. Some of the clothing is gender-neutral.
And... I can hear my neighbors yelling in the hall. Excuse me. I'm off to eavesdrop.
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[Saturday
April 24th, 2010(3:15pm)] |
This South Park drama is crazy. I won't lie, South Park is one of my favorite shows. Yes, I have the sense of humor of a 19-year-old boy, but South Park was a big topic of conversation in my undergraduate lectures, and I still watch it. Don't judge me.
Anyway, I'm not happy with all of these death threats. Oh, sorry, death 'warnings'. By a group based in this city, no less.
And onto a very important topic of conversation: shopping. My sisters want me to go shopping with them tomorrow to get some spring/summer clothes, and I'm questioning whether or not I'll go. I cannot stand shopping with the three of them. My oldest sister is perfect, and blunt about other people's flaws. My second oldest sister thinks she's outrageously fat even though she's a size 8. My twin is six inches taller than me and uses any opportunity possible when we're clothes shopping to tell me how short I am. In sum: they're all annoying.
TJ and Daisy have spoiled me. I'll only accept the company of a fashion editor and his partner from this point forward. I'm so incredibly fabulous like that.
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[Sunday
March 21st, 2010(1:24pm)] |
All of these home security commercials are so endlessly amusing to me. What I've learned as a woman:
1. I'm never safe. Ever.
2. My ex-boyfriends want to assault me.
3. The man that I'm currently dating wants to assault me.
4. When people break into my house, they do it really loudly.
5. The security company employs handsome princes to call me and insure that I'm okay. Swoon.
What happened to people breaking in when you're not home and, I don't know, stealing things?
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[Friday
March 12th, 2010(4:07pm)] |
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ITALY? You two are fabulous.
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[Tuesday
March 9th, 2010(9:09pm)] |
Getting back into the work schedule has been harder for me than I thought it would be. When I'm at work, I think about Di and miss her. I've managed to reduce my calls throughout the day, but the number is still pretty high. I'm working on not being obsessive. It's definitely a work in progress.
Good thing Matt is around, right? Poor guy. He thought I would work when I got back. Silly.
I don't have a feminist point to make in this update, much to Micah's disappointment I'm sure. I am looking forward to this 'gender neutral' office sporting event, though. As long as Richard doesn't have a say. It would probably end up being naked mud wrestling, or something. I, personally, enjoyed all of the softball. I'm terrible at it, and I like bringing my entire team down with me. It makes me feel powerful.
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[Thursday
February 11th, 2010(12:18am)] |
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I'm coming back to work soon. Excited, Spent?
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[Monday
February 8th, 2010(2:14am)] |
Do you two want to be my shopping buddies again? I want to pick out a really nice dress for Valentine's Day. I'm not sure on our plans yet, but we usually go out for dinner, and I want to look really nice. I haven't dressed up in a very long time. And really, there might be a chance that we could have sex for the first time in... I cannot remember when we had sex last. Was it the second trimester? Okay, I'm not actually going to talk about that.
What do you think? I would take my sisters, but they're always too brutally honest. I don't want to end the day feeling offended.
Let me know if you two are free sometime soon! If not, don't worry about it!
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[Saturday
January 16th, 2010(3:56pm)] |
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Okay, THIS kills me. Who wants to be the one to tell him that they were faking it?
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